that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

some of my favorite replies to my various ads. spelling, grammar, and punctuation are reproduced exactly as received. and in case you're wondering, these all went into the "rejects" folder...


I enjoy that you are just simple

no clowns (btw, there was no context for this--it was simply the last line of the email, separated with a paragraph break)

I believe that when two people have sex, whether its man & women or woman & woman, etc. that for it to be a time that is off the charts, the two become one during that time.

I'd love to be your personal thighmaster.

Your photo not only shows that you are beautiful it shows that you can dress in sexy confident cloths

hey i am interestsed

i dient read your add, just posting to see if you are a ad or not.

i really want a naughty encounter with lots of kissing.send a pic of you and i will be able to tell if we are a match.and send your date of birth and the year you were born i could do numerology and see if we are a match.

you and me both its been a while for me and i am going nuts (accompanied by extremely large photo of an extremely insane looking man)

I would love to get to know you. So few know the art of kamasutra - the ancient Indian art of sensual love making. I would be happy to share that with you.

i wont sex that is it

I don't want to anallize you or judge you. ... I am good looking, I know that you are not that proticulare, but it is always better to like to look at the person that you will be letting into you most privite places.

Oral, whipped cream and costumes are great ways to spend your time. One of my favorite things to indulge in is giving each other oil massages to soft music and candlelight.